They’re putting GPS on everything these days

They’re even GPS tracking trees?

But trees don’t move, you say?

Yes, they do. In Germany.

With snow blanketing the ground, it’s the perfect time of year to snuggle up in front of a fireplace. That, though, makes German foresters nervous. When the mercury falls, the theft of wood in the country’s woodlands goes up as people turn to cheaper ways to heat their homes.

“The forest is open for everyone to enter and people just think they can help themselves, but they can’t!” says Enno Rosenthal, head of the forest farmers association in the northeastern German state of Brandenburg. “Naturally, those log piles belong to someone and there is a lot of money and work that goes into them.” The problem has been compounded this winter by rising energy costs. The Germany’s Renters Association estimates the heating costs will go up 22 percent this winter alone.


In the western German city of Hessisch Lichtenau other foresters are taking a more extreme approach, according to local daily the Hessische/Niedersächsische Allegemeine. In recent years, two major tree heists have taken place in town and the state experiences losses of millions of euros as a result. The paper reports that now some foresters are outfitting log piles with GPS devices to track thieves.

Yet another “unexpected” result of Green Energy policies. It is only “unexpected” if you don’t bother to think about it beforehand.

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1 Response to They’re putting GPS on everything these days

  1. Mollbot says:

    Thinking about something beforehand in the Green religion is only allowed if you apply wild and unrealistic assumptions.

    Extrapolating from known data is heresy.

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