Not official at all; I just made it up.
To the tune of Surfin’ USA:
If California’s rude gun laws
Were ‘cross the U.S.A.
Then everybody’d be fightin’
No bans on full-cap maggies
Or scary rifles, too
The legal team’s got tans and Ray-Bans
Calguns is leadin’ the way!
Bouncin’ back from Silveira (Calguns, Calguns, Donate Today!)
To the Alameda County line
Ten years with Nordyke, then Heller
Now McDonald’s gonna let us shine
Cue up Ms. Sykes and Mr. Pena,
Bigotry has had its day
Californians are fightin’
Citizens not subjects we say!
Right People planned us out a route
We’re gonna take real soon
Lawsuits are filed and ready
We can’t wait for June
Incorporation this Summer
We’re on safari to stay
Tell Irwin Nowick we’re huntin’
To blow his gun laws away.
LE-Os Shall Issue CCWs (Calguns, Calguns, Donate Today!)
We’ll only have one ten-day wait
“Assault Weapons” will Sunset
“Keep and Bear” will mean what it says
‘Til a short-barreled full-auto
Is in Gene’s tux at a play
Calgunners gonna be fightin’
Donate to get your rights back today!
For the uninitiated: Silveira v. Lockyer was the disastrous case(brought by idiot attorney Gary Gorski against the advice of every preeminent RKBA legal mind on the planet) that cemented California’s “Assault Weapons” ban, and from which we’ve been clawing back our rights ever since. Heller and McDonald you know; Sykes and Pena are lawsuits awaiting a ruling in McDonald, and that should give California shall-issue CCW and eliminate the “Handgun Roster” of government-approved guns that can be sold in the state. Irwin Nowick is an idiot savant-like human leech on the carcass of the Legislature, a legislation geek who’s ended up writing large chunks of our Byzantine gun laws, chiefly because he seems to have memorized them all and that impresses legislative staffers. Also he seems to work for free. He’s an object of ridicule in Sacramento, but still the architect of all our pain (well, most of it). “Gene” is Gene Hoffman, Chair of the Calguns Foundation, and yes, that’s pretty close to his stated goal.