Daily Archives: January 13, 2010

Apple’s Trackphone

The chick at the Postal Annex and I were chatting the other day as I shipped some stuff, and we got onto the subject of tentacle hentai. (It was a totally innocent conversation, I swear!) Anyway, she mentioned her boyfriend … Continue reading

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RNS Quote of the Day: 01/13/10

There is no way to pare this down without depleting its excellence. Nor is there a reason to. On the topic of this post from yesterday. The lesson here is simple: never call the police. Never. Ever. They would have … Continue reading

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A good man

From the MadRocketScientist Maurice Clemmons, who gunned down four Lakewood police officers Nov. 29, was an evil man and no changes in gun laws are going to prevent murders like he committed. That is a conclusion that Chelan County Sheriff … Continue reading

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He’s got fur on his pants

Woof. Slobber. Yip. Under fire for backing away from a campaign promise to open up health care negotiations to C-SPAN cameras, the White House on Monday highlighted a report from a coalition of watchdog groups awarding the Obama administration an … Continue reading

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Mark this day on your calendar

Oliver Willis (Occupation: Toole) and I agree on something. If the movie Avatar is making you depressed or suicidal, do us a favor and kill yourself so we can raise the collective IQ a bit. News Flash: Broken Clocks Still … Continue reading

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In the ever-growing city of Moronville

Are these people A group of Michigan tea partiers successfully shut down a protest of the Detroit Auto Show arranged by the National Tax Payer’s Union today on the grounds that it was more important to protect American jobs than … Continue reading

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