I have informed The Wife

I now have a solution for my confused doctor when she tells me that if my blood pressure were any lower I’d be dead.

It is The Wife’s exercise routine.

A study by German scientists showed that 10 minutes a day of ogling women’s breasts by men was as good at warding off heart disease, high blood pressure and stress as 30 minutes of aerobic exercise.

Weatherby found that a mere 10-minutes of staring at well-endowed females is roughly the equivalent of a 30-minute aerobics workout, because sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves circulation…She added:

“Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and a heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”

David may live past 100, from what I understand.

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5 Responses to I have informed The Wife

  1. Phil says:

    BLASPHEMER!!!

  2. Derek says:

    I laughed a bit too hard. My co-workers think I’m crazy.

  3. Phil says:

    Being crazy for boobs ain’t nothin’ to be ashamed about.

  4. Windy Wilson says:

    Interesting, that. I recall reading a few years ago that when things got too rowdy at large Rock concert venues the operators would use the PA system or Jumbotron system to encourage women to show their bare breasts, displaying them on the giant TV screen. They said they did this because of the calming effect it had on the rowdies. Probably lowered their BP, too, then.

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