Are you a Home on the Range Man?
I’m afraid The Wife would only grudgingly agree. She’s still pissed at me since I killed a spider with my 3lb hammer after I woke him up putting a temporary shim under the porch. She said he was too mashed for her to tell if he was a Brown Recluse. I said he was now just a “brown wreck” and went to grab the sprayer and “spider medicine”.