Man bites dog.
Bear shits in hotel lobby bathroom.
The Bellevue Fire Department says a sunny day and a dog’s water bowl caused the fire that charred the back of a home.
Lt. Eric Keenan says investigators determined the glass bowl of water magnified the rays enough to start the Sunday afternoon fire on the wood deck. There was no wiring or other possible cause.
If the MSM stops editorializing every news story in President Obama’s favor, I think I’m going to start opening up the SHTF supplies and call into work.