You will be allowed to choose the color of your hospital style dressing gown today, but that is about the only concession you will get when Congress votes on the “Turd of Compromise” bill.
Note: Not a single tax cut. Not even knocking Capital Gains down to 10% so as to try and encourage private investment.
Why did I mention hospital gowns?
You wouldn’t want to get all that goopy stuff on your pants, would you?
UPDATE: You can put your pants back on, Mr. Citizen. Just don’t go tightening the belt up just yet though. Couple more tests to go.