I am a snot faucet.
I don’t get sick too often, but when I do, I am down for the count.
And this one is whipping me pretty damn well. The advertising done on the topic of soft facial tissues are all lies.
There is no such thing.
My nose will more closely resemble Michael Jackson’s very shortly if this doesn’t let up soon.
So count me out for today and maybe even tomorrow.
Hopefully, you all are doing better.