It’s Official

I am a snot faucet.

I don’t get sick too often, but when I do, I am down for the count.

And this one is whipping me pretty damn well. The advertising done on the topic of soft facial tissues are all lies.

There is no such thing.

My nose will more closely resemble Michael Jackson’s very shortly if this doesn’t let up soon.

So count me out for today and maybe even tomorrow.

Hopefully, you all are doing better.

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6 Responses to It’s Official

  1. Rivrdog says:

    Remember it takes a gallon of water to make a pint of snot, so guzzle, guzzle, guzzle. Chicken soup DOES work, and works better with lots of garlic in it. A few noodles in it won’t hurt, either.

    Get well, but if you don’t want to blog about the dee-bate, I won’t miss it. Die frau HAD to watch it about 3 times last night…RAAAAAALPH!

  2. Tony says:

    Get well soon, and keep that away from me!

  3. guy says:

    Buy some disposable shop towels from the car parts store – the blue ones. toss ’em in the wash and use ’em for hankies. Best. Thing. Evar.

  4. The Mom says:

    Mom says ………. Lots of water/juice and like Rivrdog said, good ol chicken soup, but just as important a bunch of sleep and rest. That includes your mind as well as your bod.

    And when you’re all better – I’ll make you a homemade apple pie and even deliver it to you.

  5. GM Cassel AMH1(AW) USN RET says:

    You too?!?!?!?!?
    Mine hit me at work yesterday and has been raising cain. My good friend TheraFlu helped me sleep and get up to be at work at 0500.
    I send this as I am catching up on the debate. Slept right through it, OK. Besides hearing that useless wuss obammy-mammy is enough to give a stout hearted man the dry heaves.

  6. GC says:

    Garlic Chicken Soup of Doom.

    Just sayin. Won’t fix everything, but usually good for about a 45 minute rest call per bowl o’ soup imbibed. 🙂

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