No, not the Darwin Award Nominee who died when the steamroller he had just stolen rolled on top of his trespassing (and quite probably drunken) dumb ass, but the tragedy of the local media letting his parents say something so stupid as this
Ed and Rachel Wydur said it was a moment of bad judgment.
“They were just boys out looking to have a good time. Not causing trouble, not vandalize things,” said Rachel.
There is also the tragedy of the company who owns the construction site and the equipment who will most likely be sued out of business because this trespassing (and quite probably drunken) dumb ass was too stupid to realize they these weren’t his Tonka toys, and his parents will make excuses for his trespassing (and quite possibly drunken) dumb ass even after he is dead because of his stupidity.