Go to your local 24hour Wal-Mart at 0400 on Christmas Eve to rotate your stored water supply.
10 boxes of 3-1gallon jugs fills up a shopping cart and makes people ask silly questions.
Silly questions simply must be replied to with silly answers.
By the time I got out of there, just about everyone in the store knew that The Wife had invited Aquaman over for Christmas dinner and that that bastard “just doesn’t do” tap water.
Alas, she neglected to invite she of the fishnet stockings, Aquagirl. (sigh)