Now that his PNNL lawsuit’s over, Joe Huffman’s musing about other things:
I keep wondering if there is a way to combine all my hobbies in an interesting way. But at least for me guns, explosives, and sex just don’t mix.
To me, the answer’s obvious. Joe needs to produce porn movies in which the performers alternate between shooting-range activities (including Boomershoot-style explosive targets) and hot sexual intercourse.
I mean come on, who hasn’t had that fantasy where you’re alone at the range and happen to notice a comely female start shooting a few benches away? Then you notice that she’s not only gorgeous, she’s competent with her firearm and maybe even outshoots you. One thing leads to another, and it’s off with the clothes and into the positions. Then, after some exquisite orgasms, you set out some more targets and — still nude — the pair of you start a friendly shooting competition. Maybe the loser has to try to bring the winner to orgasm through oral sex at the same time the winner is valiantly trying to concentrate on shooting a string of pool cues at 100 yards. Or little boomers. You get the idea. Then maybe our heroes are joined by two other couples with different types of guns — maybe a .50 BMG and a muzzleloader? Different scenes ensue with each. Etc., etc.
Of course, all the performers would exhibit impeccable gun handling, and what little dialogue there’d be would consist of intelligent and witty discourse on firearms safety, the joys of shooting, and of course, the usual sex talk.
The possibilities are endless. A lesbian video would sell like hotcakes. There’d probably be a big market for gay porn versions as well.
Nobody’s doing this yet to my knowledge. I guarantee you (assuming Joe got decently attractive performers) that with the low cost of digital cameras, a series of amateur videos like this would make lots and lots of money.
I’d buy ’em. Would you?