Santa Bush is Coming to Town

W will be in the Seattle area tomorrow holding a fundraiser for former King County Sheriff and current Representative for Washington’s 8th District, Dave Reichert.

The local left is just about to have a conniption over this and has a couple things planned.

First, they’re going to have a ‘Zombie March’ followed by a “Die In” as close to the private residence where the function is taking place.

Can you say “Day of the Dumb”? I knew you could.

The other plan is to have a floatilla of ‘protest boats’, including, but not limited to, dipshits in kayaks, try and get as close as they can to the private waterfront home and show off their banners.

You know, I would have thoroughly disliked having Gore or Kerry as President, but even though I’ve done (and sometimes still do) some pretty strange stuff, there is no way you’d get me to make this big an ass of myself for the self-satisfaction of being able to say “I was there, man! Fighting CheneyMcHitlerBurton!”

Of course, I’m sane and they suffer from Bush Derangement Syndrome.

Actually, suffer is the wrong word for me to use there, since they actually seem to enjoy it.

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4 Responses to Santa Bush is Coming to Town

  1. DFWMTX says:

    Wah! Wait a minute here! Isn’t this the same town that recently had a violent mass murder because some drugged-up crazy was at a zombie-themed party and he thought the zombie apocalypse had come and started killing people? And now the liberals are thinking about a zombie march and die-in?

    And if liberals keep up this zombie theme, how will we know when Hell fills up and the dead walk the Earth?

  2. Rivrdog says:

    I have a solution. I presume that you are talking about a Lake Washinton home. Just drop a dime to Mr. Gates’ security outfit and tell them that you’re part of the demonstration, and the real reason for it is to invade his property from the water. More dimes will get dropped and the King County water police will put a stop to the whole thing.

  3. Erik says:

    Freaks, frankly I’m shocked and apalled that they would seek to exploit the undead in this manner. Since when have THESE people represented the zombies in our society? (Except perhaps in an intellectual manner).

  4. Scott Amsden says:

    That’s right, you wouldn’t leave your house to make an ass of yourself. You do perfectly well every day, sitting in front of your computer typing shit into your blog. I must say though, it is good for a laugh now and then.

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