I keep hearing frogs
Ribbit. Ribbit. Rebbit. Rebbate. Rebate.
Oh, its that bullshit rebate chatter. Looks as though SanFranNan and the Bohner-man have kissed and made up a crap deal that is going to toss me some change.
While I do love getting my own money back, the time the government has been holding onto it it has lost like 5% of its value. The Check will say $300, but it’ll only be worth $285.
Oh hell yes I’ll take. I’m not one of those libs who says we don’t pay enough taxes. Though I do wonder how many of them will not cash theirs? (Answer: None). Maybe the Congressional Repubs shouldn’t have caved on the giving of cash to people who don’t pay taxes. That way the leftards could have redistributed some wealth that actually fucking belonged to them.
If the Dems and their media bedmates weren’t trying so hard to talk down the economy for the past four years, finally geysering with the housing market adjustment, then we wouldn’t even be here talking about the possibility of a need for a “stimulant” package.
And if the people on both sides of the aisle weren’t all blundering asshats they’d be able to read their own Congressional Budget Office report telling them that doing nothing is the best course of action.
But its an election year, so bend over folks. Inflation and teenagers demanding their portion of the check are comin’ round the bend.
Oddly enough, France’s Sarkozy has figured out a much better way of stopping both inflation and recovering a national economy: Freeze Public Spending!
How cheese-curdlingly novel, Qui?
Seeing as how $300 ain’t much to buy a firearm with, I was going to buy ammo with it. Then I thought about Jeep parts.
But after thinking about reality, I think I’ll buy something just a bit more shiny.
Like two rolls of these? Or maybe even this? Or maybe a combo of both? Yes, I like that last answer.
So, what’ll you be doing with your money that the gov’t’s been so kindly holding on to for you?
