Howard Foundation? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Howard Foundation!

The wife and I had thought that our reproductive days were long past (life begins at 40, especially when the kid’s already done with college, woohoo!). Nevertheless, I will have to consider my duty to the species to help extend human lifespan — by fertilizing more and more eggs the older I get, I’ll be helping artificially select for longer-lived humans.

Of course, they have to be successful reproductions to count, so younger women would be better, I suppose.

Who knew that being a “Dirty Old Man” is really a positive trait for species longevity?

 

On the other hand, maybe I’ll just write a book or something rather than deal with this.

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