In Russia you can!
On the eve of demonstrations against the detention of 30 Greenpeace protesters arrested 30 days ago by Russian authorities, the activist group is claiming that masked thieves broke into its office in Murmansk, Russia, Thursday night.
The thieves stole a cage that was going to be used in a demonstration the next day. The above link goes to the HuffPo, so fair warning, however, if you take a minute to watch the video, you’ll notice that the thieves knew exactly where to walk to stay within the cameras view and took no care to try and sneak about as a real thief would. Almost like they were Greenpeace pirates attempting to get some sympathetic press or something.