For your right!
To wag your willie in public.
Yes, that is the current super-duper outrage in San Francisco this week.
When San Francisco Supervisor Scott Wiener was pushing his peers on the Board of Supervisors to approve his second round of restrictions on public nudity – this time an outright ban – he and his allies bent over backwards to assure everyone the city’s famous street fairs would be fully exempted. These would of course include Folsom Street, Bay to Breakers, and San Francisco Pride.
Nobody in their right mind should have believed them.
I like hanging out as much as any other guy. Phil’s Exploding Party Pants used to be a fan favorite in the 90′s. However, I suffer from no illusion that I should be allowed to do so in public square.
These people believe they are the mainstream and will continue to do so, even after the evidence hits them in the face like a summer sausage that has been sitting in the sun all day.