I’m not Canadian

But I’m helping to destroy the planet too!

Scientists have found a new threat to the planet: Canadian beer drinkers.

The government-commissioned study says the old, inefficient “beer fridges” that one in three Canadian households use to store their Molson and Labatt’s contribute significantly to global warming by guzzling gas- and coal-fired electricity.

“People need to understand the impact of their lifestyles,” British environmental consultant Joanna Yarrow tells New Scientist magazine. “Clearly the environmental implications of having a frivolous luxury like a beer fridge are not hitting home. This research helps inform people — let’s hope it has an effect.”

I bought my “garage fridge” from a neighbor of The Mom who was moving for a pair of Twenties. I dont’ know how old it is, though I would guess mid-80s. Its a Kenmore so it’ll prolly outlive me, and boy does it keep the beer cold.

In fact, I just got off work. Might have to fire up my Gaia-murdering grill and let some cold air out the fridge for a minute after I’m done warming those Angus patties.

In the mean time, why don’t you click on up the latest Global Warming Death Cult horror story via Reuters
Climate Change may cost Florida $345 Billion a year: study

Btw, the projected losses are for the year 2100.

They’re “guessing” a dollar figure 93 years in advance.

On this day in 1910, the first patent for a fucking traffic light was issued to Earnest Sirrine.

No, the Global Warming folks aren’t desperate to scare people.

OK, yes they are. In fact, click this link and go read the list of 600-Plus things the Global Warming Death Cult and their member have attributed to “Climate Change”.

Or maybe you’d rather check out how the US National Hurricane Center has been naming storms which, in the past, most likely wouldn’t have qualified for a name.
I guess when you predict catastrophic damage due to “Climate Change” and it doesn’t materialize, you at least have to get your numbers up.

Oh wait, i was gonna go grab a beer. Later.

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2 Responses to I’m not Canadian

  1. Robb Allen says:

    BWAHAHAHA!!!

    Not only do I have a beer fridge, I have a beer freezer too!

    The freezer is to keep the kegs cold (it’s regulated) and the fridge is for lagering (I make my own).

    Plus, when I make the beer, I burn propane and the fermenting beer produces carbon dioxide!!!!!

    Can it get any better?

  2. Christopher says:

    So instead of stockpiling goods, they would rather I get into my Jeep (or Tahoe if a Costco run) and get a three pack every day instead? I know that dong so is worse than a damn fridge. I do not care about the co2 output of either, I care about the damn traffic and idiots in line at any store (nothing like waiting behind someone writing a check in a cash only line and waiting to do so until all the good have been scanned to then ask how much more should she add to the total to get $20 back. I wish I was kidding but I am not) and the price of gas compared to running my damn beer fridge. I also hate to mention that the bottom part of the beer fridge has a freezer, and that is filled with . . . BEEF (and a little elk).

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