Hello everyone, this is Dr. Lucious Thai reporting to from the Occidental Tush Institute.
The Professor is off partying in far away lands and canâ€™t get to a computer right now, at least according to the message on my voicemail.
Unfortunately for you, I donâ€™t have a whole lot of time either.
By the time you read this, I should be waking up with a princess, having attended the OTI costume ball with her.
Now you go to your party with your princess, mine looks good enough to eat.